Birthday Boycott
Caryn's Top Five reasons I do NOT want a birthday this year:
#5: 37 is so close to 40 that people might actually start assuming you already ARE 40 when clearly you aren't.... But you're closer than ever to the "40" club.
#4: 37 is not the age where you can brag that you're still really young. Cuz you AIN'T.
#3: 37 is the point of no return- you can't say you're in your mid 30s anymore, because you're NOT. You are diving head first into the treacherous 40's and there's no where to hide.
#2: 37 is like a freight train on a collision course with "Middle aged."and the number one reason Caryn does not want a birthday this year.....
#1: 37. Nothin pretty about THAT number...
#5: 37 is so close to 40 that people might actually start assuming you already ARE 40 when clearly you aren't.... But you're closer than ever to the "40" club.
#4: 37 is not the age where you can brag that you're still really young. Cuz you AIN'T.
#3: 37 is the point of no return- you can't say you're in your mid 30s anymore, because you're NOT. You are diving head first into the treacherous 40's and there's no where to hide.
#2: 37 is like a freight train on a collision course with "Middle aged."and the number one reason Caryn does not want a birthday this year.....
#1: 37. Nothin pretty about THAT number...
posted by caryn at 8:33 PM
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